From the Legal Department

Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com may at any time revise or modify the website terms of use or impose new conditions at any time. Such changes, revisions or modifications shall be effective immediately upon posting on the website. Any use of the website by you after such notice shall be deemed to constitute acceptance of such changes, revisions or modifications.

This website is meant for entertainment purposes only. Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com are not engaged in rendering medical or similar professional services or advice via this website, and the information provided is not intended to replace medical advice offered by a physician. If you desire or need medical services or advice, you should consult an actual health care provider. Duh.

By using this website and sending the Suck It Up™ product, you agree that any content you provide will be free of libel, hate speech and any other speech defined as illegal. Be nice. Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com are not responsible for any user-generated content, and we do not review user-generated content prior to fulfilling orders. By using this site you agree to not:

• Upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any materials including but not limited to text, data, photos, graphics or any of these elements in combination (Content) that are unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, vulgar, harassing, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, profane, indecent, inflammatory, libelous, tortious, hateful, racially, ethnically, socially, politically, legally, morally, religiously objectionable or otherwise objectionable, or invasive of another's rights including but not limited to rights of celebrity, privacy and intellectual property;
• Upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any Content that may infringe any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other intellectual or proprietary right of any party;
• Upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any Content that would constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party, or that would otherwise create liability or violate any local, state, national, or international law;
• Upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, junk mail, spam, chain letters, or any other form of solicitation;
• Upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any material that contains software viruses or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment;
• Upload, post, email or otherwise transmit false or misleading information;
• Disrupt or interfere with the security of, or otherwise abuse, SuckRx.com, or any services, system resources, accounts, servers, or networks connected to or accessible through SuckRx.com or affiliated or linked websites;
• Access, tamper with or use non-public areas of SuckRx.com. Unauthorized individuals attempting to access these areas of SuckRx.com may be subject to prosecution.

Use of the site also means you acknowledge that we do not pre-screen submitted Content, but that Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in their sole discretion to reject or remove any Content that is available via the Site. Upon placing your order, you acknowledge that Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com may review your order, and the Content it contains, for adherence to our guidelines and compliance with the terms and conditions set forth in this Agreement. Without limiting the foregoing, Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com and its designees shall have the right to remove any Content that violates the Agreement or is otherwise objectionable to Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com. You agree that you must evaluate, and bear all risks associated with, the use of any Content, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of such Content. You acknowledge that you may not rely on any Content, created by or submitted to, Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com. You acknowledge and agree that you are responsible for the creation and compilation of your Content, and that neither Crymia River Pharmacy Company, SuckRx.com nor any other party involved with the production of any product incorporating such Content assumes that responsibility. Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com's production of any product depicting your Content does not indicate that Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com approves of the Content, that the Content obeys all applicable laws, or that you are absolved of any liability or harm arising from the use of the Content.

You acknowledge and agree that Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com may preserve Content and may also disclose Content if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to: (i) comply with legal process; (ii) enforce this Agreement; (iii) respond to claims that any Content violates the rights of third-parties; or (iv) protect the rights, property, or personal safety of Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com, its users and the public.

You also agree that you are responsible for actions and communications undertaken by use of SuckRx.com. Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any Content uploaded or otherwise transmitted by or to you or by or to any third-party, or for any mistakes, defamation, slander, libel, omissions, falsehoods, infringement, obscenity, pornography or profanity you or a third party may encounter. You agree to waive any claims against Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com and its affiliates, contractors, agents and employees for losses, damages and injuries which are based on or relate to communications, Content or materials on the Site. You agree to indemnify Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com and its affiliates from all claims and expenses, including reasonable attorney's fees, which claims are based on or arise from your violation of any of the provisions of this Agreement.

And you agree that you will use this site and any products ordered on this site in accordance with all applicable United States federal, state and local laws, statutes, regulations and ordinances and will not take any action that harms or violates the rights of any person or entity.

All Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com trademarks are the exclusive property of Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com. Unauthorized use may be a violation of federal and state trademark laws. This website is protected by United States and foreign copyright laws. Except for your personal, non-commercial use as authorized above, you may not modify, reproduce or distribute the design or layout of the website, or individual sections of the design or layout of the website or Crymia River Pharmacy Company and SuckRx.com logos without written permission. From us, not your Mom.